On Slaughter, Primetime and myself advanced into ze second round of zis tournament for ze tag titles, by beating Joy and Glee. Tomorrow we take on Fallen and Poison. It will be difficult to adjust from facing such a happy man to one so despondent, and such a chipper woman to one zat, like most, spends all of her time crying and whining about why she can't score wit' ze Frenchie. Eh, who am I kidding? Zis match has cakewalk written all over it.