On August 23rd, 2, Scott, I break your neck. 'Cause dammit, even though I wrestle in hot pants, I'm a badass! You hear me? A badass! I'm not really a magnificent poof in tight pants, I'm a badass! I am the Grand High PoohBah of Neck Breaking! Snap! Snap! Snap!
The FWO is on its second generation of family ownership; Kid Cool is better known these days as William Beaven, son of original FWO owner Travis Beaven, who over the years has been thought deceased from a boating accident, then later shot to death as a result of John Smith's manipulations.