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The Tallywhackers stuck at Airport

June 20, 2003
Geoff Green

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'Whackers are left off of Uprising

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"Royt mate, that was crazy! We was up in New York 'cause me motha was up there, and on our way back the damned papparazi was there! 'FEEDLESTICKS,' Oy said! 'WHOY IS THE RAZI IN N.Y.?' Oy said!"

That was the gist of what had happened, according to Davy Dingleberry. James Cagle, the other half of fWo's tag-team sensations, the Tallywhackers was not available for comment.

Apparently, both Jennifer Lopez AND P. Diddy was in JFK, and the papparazi as usual were sworming like bees. To the point where flights were delayed several hours, and the flights wouldn't get to Missouri until having had a stop in Michigan. They wouldn't land in Michigan until the usual starting time of 8:00.

Of course, they were booked for a #1 Contenders match for the Tag-Team titles, which has now been set for fWo's premier product, fWo RUAHH~!

-Geoff Green